Pizza from Scratch 4, 3 October, 2005

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The cats keep hair out of the pizza by using static electricity generators, suspended from the kitchen ceiling, powered by hamsters (who are not afraid of being eaten).

Yes, I realize that real restaurant reviewers try to remain unknown to the restaurant community. Yet do it long enough, and they find out, I guess. So you might as well be up front. And a restaurant run by cats needs extra attention. What about shedding?